NASCAR Racing, 7:30 p.m., ABC
Sprint Cup: Bank of America 500. I’m not actually watching this (I am at a haunted hayride as we speak) but I knew you would want to know.
Hot Tub Time Machine, 9 p.m., Comedy
This was a massive disappointment: “Following a night of drinking in a ski-resort hot tub, four pals awake in 1986, getting a chance to rewrite the past. Starring John Cusack, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke, Crispin Glover.”
G.I. Jane, 9:30 p.m., TNT
Do you think Demi Moore sits all alone in her house in the dark, watching this and crying her eyes out?