Eat Pray Love, 8 p.m., USA
Third most annoying movie ever.
The Wife He Met Online, 10 p.m., Lifetime
“A shocking surprise awaits a man who marries a seemingly perfect woman.” Because this is Lifetime, I am guessing it is not The Crying Game-level of shocking.
Lockup, 10 p.m., MCNBC
“An inmate's erratic behavior triggers the mental health staff; a man faces the death penalty while his girlfriend awaits trail; a surprise raid causes problems for an inmate.” Doesn’t MSNBC have the weirdest variety of programming?